Song of the Day: Christmas Edition!
The Night Santa Went Crazy- Weird Al Yankovich
“From his beard to his boots, he was covered with ammo. Like a big fat, drunk, disgruntled Yuletide Rambo. And he smiled as he said, with a twinkle in his eye, ‘Merry Christmas to all! Now you’re all gonna die!’”
“…And he tied up his helpers, and he held the elves hostage, and he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage! He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German luger, and he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger! And he picked up a flamethrower, and he barbequed Blitzen! Then he took a big bite and said ‘It taste just like chicken!’”